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The Hardest Survey Ever!
I got this from my man Robbie at StevieRichards.com... you have to answer all these questions with SONG LYRICS, I've posted my answers along with a list of the questions without my answers for you to do... check it out!
Question list (Forward to your friends!):
Questions will be asked to you and you have to answer the questions using lyrics from songs:
Are you male or female?:
Describe your neighborhood:
How do you look?:
If you could say one thing to the person you like what would it be?
Where do you wish you were right now?:
What do you think about your best friend(s)?:
Any words of advice?:
What do you wish you were doing right now?:
What do you think about drugs and alcohol?:
If you could say one thing to your enemy what would it be?:
What do you usually do on Friday nights?:
Are you for World Peace?:
How do you feel right now?:
Who are you?
What is your secret?
What do you want to be?
What can you do?
What don't you do?
What is love?
What is friendship?
Are you strong?
What are you afraid of?
What would you tell the one who loves you?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to say?
Who do you love?
What would you like to tell your parents?
My Answers
Sorry if I screwed up any of the spelling, I copied some of the lyrics from lyric sites and transcribed the rest so I also might have messed up some of it, but you'll get the point.
Are you male or female?:
"Call me good, oh, call me bad, so bad, just call me anything you want to baby! You see, I know that you're sad, so sad, so I can make you happy with the one thing that you never had 'cause baby, I'm your man!" -George Michael/Wham!, "I'm Your Man/I'm Your Man '96"
Describe your neighborhood:
"The weather is hot and girls are dressing less, and checkin' out the fellas to tell 'em who's best! Ridin' around in your Jeep or your Benzos, or in your Nissans sittin' on lorenzos... All the kids playin' out front, little boys messing 'round with the girls playing double dutch while the DJ's spinnin' a tune as the old folks dance at your family reunion, then 6 O'clock rolls around, you just finished wiping your car down. It's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout, it looks like a car show. Everyone come lookin' real fine, fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon. Every moment frontin' and maxin', chillin' in the car they spent all day waxin'. Leanin' to the side, but you can't speed through, two miles an hour so everybody sees you. There's an air of love and of happiness."-DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, "Summertime"
How do you look?:
"I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy! I've got the looks that drives the girls wild. I've got the moves that really move 'em. I send chills up and down their spine. I'm just a sexy boy..." -WWF song staff, "Sexy Boy (Shawn Michaels' Theme)
If you could say one thing to the person you like what would it be?
"I don't want Britney tonight, and Salma, yeah she's alright. I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me. 'Cause baby you're just the type, stay up and talk to all night. Would you be the star in my storybook life?" -Blessid Union of Souls, "Storybook Life"
Where do you wish you were right now?:
"Aruba, Jamaica, oo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty momma. Key largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica. Off the Florida Keys there's a place called Kokomo. That's where you wanna go to get away from it all. Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand. We'll be falling in love the rhythm of a steel drum band down in Kokomo... Oo I wanna take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo. We'll perfect our chemistry..." -Beach Boys, "Kokomo"
What do you think about your best friend(s)?:
"We're drinkin' my friend to the end of a brief episode... I could tell you a lot, but you've got to be true to your code... When I'm gloomy, won't you listen to me 'til it's talked away?... Thanks for the cheer, I hope you didn't mind my bending your ear..." -Frank Sinatra, "One For My Baby"
Any words of advice?:
"Ladies and Gentlemen... If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it... Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth... You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future... The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with your's. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, its only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when theyre gone... Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Respect your elders. Dont expect anyone else to support you. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth. But trust me on the sunscreen"-Baz Luhrmann featuring some guy, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
What do you wish you were doing right now?:
"All I want is you to come over here baby... Now baby don't be shy, you better cross the line... I'm not just talking about your sexuality. I can't help myself when you put your hands on me. It's paradise when you and I can go skin tight. One on one I want to go on all night. I want to play the game with you baby."-Christina Aguilera, "Come On Over, Baby"... 'Nuff said.
What do you think about drugs and alcohol?:
"Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it. Don't even listen to Slim, yo, it's bad for you." -Dr. Dre, Dr Dre & Eminem, "Guilty Conscience"
If you could say one thing to your enemy what would it be?:
"Your mother, you f**king faggot!… You f**king homo... Tell me now what you gonna do... I was right there laughing when I heard the news, I just wish the cardiac would have murdered you... maybe Ice-T's right and you are a bitch... now you sound ridiculous, you dickless piece of shit, how could you diss me bitch! … But you're a homosexual... I'd hate me too if I was you, I'm what you used to be..." -Eminem featuring D-12, "I Remember"
What do you usually do on Friday nights?:
"I lie awake, I drive myself crazy, drive myself crazy thinking of you. Made a mistake when I let you go baby, I drive myself crazy wanting you the way that I do." -'N Sync, "I Drive Myself Crazy"
Are you for World Peace?:
"Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race. There are people dying, but if you care enough for the living, make a better place for you and for me." -Michael Jackson, "Heal the World"
How do you feel right now?:
"You can hardly wait to tell all your friends how his kisses taste sweet like wine, and how he always makes your heart skip a beat everytime he walks by, and if you're feeling down, he'll pick you up. He'll hold you close when you're making love. He's everything you've been dreaming of, oh baby... I wish you'd look at me that way, your beautiful eyes looking deep into mine, telling me more than any words could say, but you don't even know I'm alive… Baby to you all I am is the invisible man... I see you all the time baby... I wish it was me sweetheart, boy I wish it was me, but I guess..." -98 Degrees, "Invisible Man"
Who are you?
"I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom, with pleated khaki pants, and calogne that's the bomb. I shake her dad's hand, and look him in the eye, and tell him, "Straight up, I'm just a regular guy. (I'll have her home by nine sir!)" Well I'm a regular guy, who stays out of trouble. A regular guy, says "Ma'am, on the double! (Let me get that for you, ma'am!)" And I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek, a regular guy, just don't call me a geek… I watch Jay Leno (He's funny!), and Seventh Heaven too, and I ask myself sometimes, "What would Jesus do? (Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.)" I bond with my mom, and I hang out with my dad. (He's my buddy!) I play everything safe, so I'll never be sad (Boo hoo)… (Don't push me!) Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up! (Stop pushing me! What are you looking at! I'm in a boy band, a boy band!) Get jacked up, and whacked up, and have to pee in a cup!…" -Mickey Parke, 2Gether "Regular Guy"
What is your secret?
"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby!" -Wheatus, "Teenage Dirtbag"
What do you want to be?
"MTV... mother f**ker." -Sublime, "Don't Wanna Be No MTV Mother F**ker"
What can you do?
"I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top, and if I hit the switch I can make the ass drop." -Ice Cube, "It Was A Good Day"
What don't you do?
"Big pimpin'" -Jay-Z, "Big Pimpin'"
What is love?
"Well, one day, when you least expect it, the right girl will come into your life, and everything will be OK, and we will buy that ranch that we always talk about..." -Milo, Prozzak "Introduction To A Broken Heart"
What is friendship?
"Through it all, she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection, whether I'm right or wrong; and down the waterfalls, wherever they may take me, I know that love won't break me when she comes to call, she won't forsake me..."
Are you strong?
"You gotta fight to be free, you gotta fight for what is right."-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, "Count On Us"
What are you afraid of?
"Living alone, I think of all the friends I've known, but when I dial the telephone, nobody's home. All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself... All by myself, don't wanna live all by myself..." -Eric Carmen, "All By Myself"
What would you tell the one who loves you?
"If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever... I asked the skies just what we had, it shone forever... If the song I sing to you could fill your heart with joy, I'd sing forever... Forever, forever! I've been so happy loving you..." -John Stamos and the Beach Boys, "Forever"
What do you want to do?
"Girls. All I really want is girls." -Beastie Boys, "Girls"
What do you want to say?
"When the music fades, all is stripped away, and I simply come, longing just to bring something that's of worth that will bless your heart. I'll bring you more than a song, for a song in itself is not what you have required. You search much deeper within, through the way things appear. You're looking into my heart. I'm coming back to the heart of worship. It's all about you, it's all about you Jesus. I'm sorry Lord for the thing I've made it, when's it all about you, all about you Jesus." -Sonicflood, "Heart of Worship"
Who do you love?
"Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl, she's a morpharotic dream from a magazine, and she's so fine, designed to blow your mind, she's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen! I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style with Janet Jackson's smile. Throw in a body like Jennifer's, you've got the star of my liquid dream. Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark... Looks ain't everything, she's got the sweetest personality, like Halle B." -O'Town, "Liquid Dreams"
What would you like to tell your parents?
"If you want my love, help me heal the pain in my eyes..." -SoulDecision, "Ooh It's Kinda Crazy"
If you want to see more of my wit and wisdom, check out the StevieRichards.com message board right here.
Always feel free to email me at JimmyRay5@aol.com.
Coming soon: TML (Total Mike Live) radio show on the internet! We'll keep you posted, check out collegemusic.com and KUGR 95 Rock for more information...
The Hardest Survey Ever!
I got this from my man Robbie at StevieRichards.com... you have to answer all these questions with SONG LYRICS, I've posted my answers along with a list of the questions without my answers for you to do... check it out!
Question list (Forward to your friends!):
Questions will be asked to you and you have to answer the questions using lyrics from songs:
Are you male or female?:
Describe your neighborhood:
How do you look?:
If you could say one thing to the person you like what would it be?
Where do you wish you were right now?:
What do you think about your best friend(s)?:
Any words of advice?:
What do you wish you were doing right now?:
What do you think about drugs and alcohol?:
If you could say one thing to your enemy what would it be?:
What do you usually do on Friday nights?:
Are you for World Peace?:
How do you feel right now?:
Who are you?
What is your secret?
What do you want to be?
What can you do?
What don't you do?
What is love?
What is friendship?
Are you strong?
What are you afraid of?
What would you tell the one who loves you?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to say?
Who do you love?
What would you like to tell your parents?
My Answers
Sorry if I screwed up any of the spelling, I copied some of the lyrics from lyric sites and transcribed the rest so I also might have messed up some of it, but you'll get the point.
Are you male or female?:
"Call me good, oh, call me bad, so bad, just call me anything you want to baby! You see, I know that you're sad, so sad, so I can make you happy with the one thing that you never had 'cause baby, I'm your man!" -George Michael/Wham!, "I'm Your Man/I'm Your Man '96"
Describe your neighborhood:
"The weather is hot and girls are dressing less, and checkin' out the fellas to tell 'em who's best! Ridin' around in your Jeep or your Benzos, or in your Nissans sittin' on lorenzos... All the kids playin' out front, little boys messing 'round with the girls playing double dutch while the DJ's spinnin' a tune as the old folks dance at your family reunion, then 6 O'clock rolls around, you just finished wiping your car down. It's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout, it looks like a car show. Everyone come lookin' real fine, fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon. Every moment frontin' and maxin', chillin' in the car they spent all day waxin'. Leanin' to the side, but you can't speed through, two miles an hour so everybody sees you. There's an air of love and of happiness."-DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, "Summertime"
How do you look?:
"I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy! I've got the looks that drives the girls wild. I've got the moves that really move 'em. I send chills up and down their spine. I'm just a sexy boy..." -WWF song staff, "Sexy Boy (Shawn Michaels' Theme)
If you could say one thing to the person you like what would it be?
"I don't want Britney tonight, and Salma, yeah she's alright. I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me. 'Cause baby you're just the type, stay up and talk to all night. Would you be the star in my storybook life?" -Blessid Union of Souls, "Storybook Life"
Where do you wish you were right now?:
"Aruba, Jamaica, oo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty momma. Key largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica. Off the Florida Keys there's a place called Kokomo. That's where you wanna go to get away from it all. Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand. We'll be falling in love the rhythm of a steel drum band down in Kokomo... Oo I wanna take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo. We'll perfect our chemistry..." -Beach Boys, "Kokomo"
What do you think about your best friend(s)?:
"We're drinkin' my friend to the end of a brief episode... I could tell you a lot, but you've got to be true to your code... When I'm gloomy, won't you listen to me 'til it's talked away?... Thanks for the cheer, I hope you didn't mind my bending your ear..." -Frank Sinatra, "One For My Baby"
Any words of advice?:
"Ladies and Gentlemen... If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it... Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth... You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future... The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with your's. Floss. Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, its only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when theyre gone... Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Respect your elders. Dont expect anyone else to support you. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth. But trust me on the sunscreen"-Baz Luhrmann featuring some guy, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
What do you wish you were doing right now?:
"All I want is you to come over here baby... Now baby don't be shy, you better cross the line... I'm not just talking about your sexuality. I can't help myself when you put your hands on me. It's paradise when you and I can go skin tight. One on one I want to go on all night. I want to play the game with you baby."-Christina Aguilera, "Come On Over, Baby"... 'Nuff said.
What do you think about drugs and alcohol?:
"Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it. Don't even listen to Slim, yo, it's bad for you." -Dr. Dre, Dr Dre & Eminem, "Guilty Conscience"
If you could say one thing to your enemy what would it be?:
"Your mother, you f**king faggot!… You f**king homo... Tell me now what you gonna do... I was right there laughing when I heard the news, I just wish the cardiac would have murdered you... maybe Ice-T's right and you are a bitch... now you sound ridiculous, you dickless piece of shit, how could you diss me bitch! … But you're a homosexual... I'd hate me too if I was you, I'm what you used to be..." -Eminem featuring D-12, "I Remember"
What do you usually do on Friday nights?:
"I lie awake, I drive myself crazy, drive myself crazy thinking of you. Made a mistake when I let you go baby, I drive myself crazy wanting you the way that I do." -'N Sync, "I Drive Myself Crazy"
Are you for World Peace?:
"Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race. There are people dying, but if you care enough for the living, make a better place for you and for me." -Michael Jackson, "Heal the World"
How do you feel right now?:
"You can hardly wait to tell all your friends how his kisses taste sweet like wine, and how he always makes your heart skip a beat everytime he walks by, and if you're feeling down, he'll pick you up. He'll hold you close when you're making love. He's everything you've been dreaming of, oh baby... I wish you'd look at me that way, your beautiful eyes looking deep into mine, telling me more than any words could say, but you don't even know I'm alive… Baby to you all I am is the invisible man... I see you all the time baby... I wish it was me sweetheart, boy I wish it was me, but I guess..." -98 Degrees, "Invisible Man"
Who are you?
"I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom, with pleated khaki pants, and calogne that's the bomb. I shake her dad's hand, and look him in the eye, and tell him, "Straight up, I'm just a regular guy. (I'll have her home by nine sir!)" Well I'm a regular guy, who stays out of trouble. A regular guy, says "Ma'am, on the double! (Let me get that for you, ma'am!)" And I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek, a regular guy, just don't call me a geek… I watch Jay Leno (He's funny!), and Seventh Heaven too, and I ask myself sometimes, "What would Jesus do? (Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.)" I bond with my mom, and I hang out with my dad. (He's my buddy!) I play everything safe, so I'll never be sad (Boo hoo)… (Don't push me!) Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up! (Stop pushing me! What are you looking at! I'm in a boy band, a boy band!) Get jacked up, and whacked up, and have to pee in a cup!…" -Mickey Parke, 2Gether "Regular Guy"
What is your secret?
"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby!" -Wheatus, "Teenage Dirtbag"
What do you want to be?
"MTV... mother f**ker." -Sublime, "Don't Wanna Be No MTV Mother F**ker"
What can you do?
"I gotta go 'cause I got me a drop top, and if I hit the switch I can make the ass drop." -Ice Cube, "It Was A Good Day"
What don't you do?
"Big pimpin'" -Jay-Z, "Big Pimpin'"
What is love?
"Well, one day, when you least expect it, the right girl will come into your life, and everything will be OK, and we will buy that ranch that we always talk about..." -Milo, Prozzak "Introduction To A Broken Heart"
What is friendship?
"Through it all, she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection, whether I'm right or wrong; and down the waterfalls, wherever they may take me, I know that love won't break me when she comes to call, she won't forsake me..."
Are you strong?
"You gotta fight to be free, you gotta fight for what is right."-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, "Count On Us"
What are you afraid of?
"Living alone, I think of all the friends I've known, but when I dial the telephone, nobody's home. All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself... All by myself, don't wanna live all by myself..." -Eric Carmen, "All By Myself"
What would you tell the one who loves you?
"If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever... I asked the skies just what we had, it shone forever... If the song I sing to you could fill your heart with joy, I'd sing forever... Forever, forever! I've been so happy loving you..." -John Stamos and the Beach Boys, "Forever"
What do you want to do?
"Girls. All I really want is girls." -Beastie Boys, "Girls"
What do you want to say?
"When the music fades, all is stripped away, and I simply come, longing just to bring something that's of worth that will bless your heart. I'll bring you more than a song, for a song in itself is not what you have required. You search much deeper within, through the way things appear. You're looking into my heart. I'm coming back to the heart of worship. It's all about you, it's all about you Jesus. I'm sorry Lord for the thing I've made it, when's it all about you, all about you Jesus." -Sonicflood, "Heart of Worship"
Who do you love?
"Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl, she's a morpharotic dream from a magazine, and she's so fine, designed to blow your mind, she's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen! I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style with Janet Jackson's smile. Throw in a body like Jennifer's, you've got the star of my liquid dream. Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark... Looks ain't everything, she's got the sweetest personality, like Halle B." -O'Town, "Liquid Dreams"
What would you like to tell your parents?
"If you want my love, help me heal the pain in my eyes..." -SoulDecision, "Ooh It's Kinda Crazy"
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